Things my coworkers say: My teeth are like half dirty, I couldn’t brush them properly this morning so they’re half dirty. It was so awkward. My vagina was so dry so he couldn’t really fuck me and I didn’t have lube.
Honestly the majority of my followers pissed me off so much I would get angry, I couldn't post anything personal anymore, and I wanted a fresh start. I come off as butthurt I know alskdjf;lakj :c
Lol totally understandable. I’ve made like 4 accounts just to get away from people, it worked for a few months and then they found me again so I stopped caring. :P I hope you stay this time though ! :)
I had a dream. In my dream I was in a video game and these zombie people were chasing after my friends and I somehow got involved but I didn’t want to play so I let the zombie eat my leg so I could die but he kept eating me and I couldn’t die so another zombie came and ate my other leg and I still didn’t die so I was on the ground with no legs doing nothing and then I woke up.